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Bob's moustache

Someone: he has a nice moustache
Someone else: nah, its a real Bob's moustache
by Supervenom June 10, 2021
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moustache

A hidden collection of something in high volume; (usually referring to sexually explicit material or narcotics).
Don't let the kids open that drawer cuz they might find MOUSTACHE.
by Ashley G October 7, 2003
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arabian moustache

When a man jizz's on a chicks upper lip and then arabian waterfalls (shaving ballsac hair onto their face). Then the chick waits for the jizz to dry and then she has a complete arabian moustache.
The other day my girlfriend had a cold face so i jizzed on her upper lip and then completed the arabian waterfall on her so atleast she had a little arabian moustache to keep her face warm once it dryed.
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peanut butter moustache

Describes the shit smear that one sometimes gets after eating another persons ass.
Stephanie had a full peanut butter moustache after she tossed my salad.
by Old Evil Bastard September 12, 2011
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mexican moustache

A thin, sorry excuse for facial hair consisting of a few scraggly, individually visible hairs scattered above a man's upper lip. Typically seen on teenage boys who can't yet grow a full moustache, and on men from ethnic backgrounds that typically have sparse facial hair. Pathetic for the same reasons as a comb-over, and very low class.
Jimbob's luck changed one day when he shaved off his mullet and his Mexican moustache. Someplace called him back for a job interview that wasn't a gas station.
by WanderingDave July 5, 2006
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moustache

more commonly known as mustachio... a festering grown of lip hair.... bum fluff
yo momma has got a moustache o_O

MOUSTACHE!!!

i swear her moustache was breathing o_O
by Neil November 15, 2004
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Moustache Sally

A male with requisite handlebar moustache, usually straight, who, because of said facial hair is a gay dude magnet.
Wow, Arthur, ever since you started grooming and waxing you've become Moustache Sally around here!
by the Momur December 14, 2012
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