monopoly

Monopoly: A bored, (pardon the Freudian slip), game.

monopoly: A legal concept that has been legislated out of existence by attorneys, judges, and legislators. Now that all legal definitions of monopoly are unlawful, simply understand this: When a corporation is so big that it doesn't need to worry about whether consumers like doing business with it, because they have no choice, it's a monopoly.

No please, let's not play Monopoly.

See PayOhHell, MyCrudSoft, and Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible.

by Downstrike December 12, 2004

monopolyman

A dickgirl with a rash on its cock and mono

He was gonna hit it, but it turned out she was a monopolyman

by sonmelvin2k3 July 6, 2004

monopolous

adj.: boring as well as time-consuming, as an activity or person

Sitting at a desk all day with nothing to do is so monopolous

by Aleta Moorhouse January 10, 2009

monopoly

noun.
exclusive control of a commodity or service in a given market, or control that makes possible the fixing of prices and the virtual elimination of free competition.

Microsoft has a monopoly on PC computer operating systems.

by surfer girl May 6, 2005

Taint Monopoly

The use of your taint when playing monopoly, instead of properties like Marvin Gardens

"I played Taint Monopoly the other day and i landed on Chris's Taint and had to pay 500 dollars"

by lordofthetaints August 8, 2008

monogon

A monogon meaning a shape with one side...

Nerd: Bro *Snort* Look at my *Snort* Monogon
Idiot: What the fuck is that...
Nerd: *Snort*
Idiot: ?
Nerd: A circle *Snort*

by WarningMinecraftIncluded September 6, 2017

Playing monopoly

Any sexual act that does not involve penetrative sex.

Yeah Chris, Josh and I were playing monopoly!

by Zoomboboy June 7, 2019