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by jbecky April 26, 2022
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Mission life

when a person's everyday life is filled with exciting adventures it is said that they are living the mission life. Also when a person completes a series of hard tasks every day, they also are living the mission life.
Nikan dropped 25 cents on the ground and picked it up while he was drunk off tequila , he is living the mission life.
by Neisenberg September 2, 2013
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mission

the act of going somewhere to have sex with a chick, usually used when running a train
Im bouta go run a mission on dis hoe that jus moved down the street. Ya'll comin?
by mikejones July 1, 2004
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Missionary Impossible

When having sex with a girl in the missionary position on the bottom bunk of a bunk bed, hook your hands and feet into the cross bars of the mattress above you so that the only part of you touching her is your cock in her vagina.
Yeah man, she was sleeping so I had to pull a missionary impossible to keep her from waking up.
by P.M. Wang January 14, 2009
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Fire Mission Cock Block

Any form of delay or douche-baggery resulting in either a check fire or end of mission. Usually employed by helicopters flying around knowing the gun target line and blatantly disregaurding it in order to try and steal a kill from artillery. This is done because frankly helocopters just aren't sneaky enough to get their own kills, and staff officers swing from air support nuts.
Fister 1: Shot tgt#1234, check fire we have helos on the gun target line.
...an hour later.
Fister 1: Cancel check fire, end of mission this shit took way too long and helos scared them away.
Fister 2: Dude we just got fire mission cock blocked!
by Jebus Chris August 3, 2009
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Shawnee Mission South

somehow called "one of the best schools in the country". Shawnee mission south is full of druggies and stuck up douchebags (this is coming from a current freshman at south).
If any other definition says that the school is wonderful and one of the best they are full of shit. The nerds are probably some of the best people you'll meet at this school because EVERYONE ELSE HAS THEIR HEAD UP THEIR ASSES!Not to mention the fact that the druggies smoke pot at the bus stops. If you have a choice in going here stay the fuck away!
full of life freshman or new kid, Hey I hear Shawnee mission south is wonderful, school is going to be so wonderful

that same person at the end of his or her first year there, I hope this gets dragged down to hell and raped by a tentacle monster!
by mitchel1497 October 21, 2012
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Pulling out missions

This is used in the Gang community to describe when they go out to commit a crime or other act of lawlessness.
Brotha Lynch of the 24th St.Garden Blocc Crips be Pulling out Missions on the Meadowview Bloods turf in Sactown.
by Mojo Maniac August 25, 2008
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