Hanukah Miracle

When a bowl or bong is lit once and it is cherried around the circle 8 or more times.

maz and the guys experienced a Hanukah Miracle thursday night when the bong got passed all the way around an 8-man circle without having to be lit again. then they went and ate mozzarella sticks and watched disney movies until they passed out.

by cheeezguy November 13, 2009

Sexual miracle

When something sexual happens to a person / between people that can only be defined as an act of God.

Damn, I'm a horny, 33 year old, single Christian, I need a sexual miracle.

by JustifiedbyJesus December 18, 2020

Sunday Night Miracle

When you strike out on Friday and Saturday night so you feel obligated to go out Sunday night and there's only 30% as much going on, but you meet the one girl who saves the whole weekend.

So I had to work Friday night, and Saturday was lame. I was worried that I wouldn't be getting any for another 5 days but I went out for a couple drinks tonight, and I had a Sunday Night Miracle with this random girl Michelle

by Gonzo1234 December 20, 2008

miracle man

A person who dabbles in, or deals, mind altering drugs. Name suggests that his selection of drugs will bring about the divine, or a better high.

Yeah, I bought a dime of chronic from my miracle man last week.

by That one kid May 13, 2005

miracle

Something which has a near-zero chance of happening at any particular time, but thanks to the infinite number of chances, actually happens fairly regularly.

The chance of a cancer patient waking up one day having gone into spontaneous remission is only one in eleventy billion, but it still happens! What a miracle!

by etheranger February 20, 2010

Miracle

Any event that takes place outside of the laws of science and nature.

Moses parted the red sea, a miracle that would echo through the generations.

by cashyjohn August 10, 2010

Miracle Sack

When purchasing marijuana, you receive much more weed than you paid for. Maybe the dealer was being nice in hooking you up, the scale was broke, or he is just an idiot. Nonetheless, you still receive much more marijuana than you expected or bought.

Brosky #1- Yesterday, I went to pick up a dub, but my dealer gave me like three grams by mistake.

Brosky #2- That's a miracle sack fo sho.

by Col. Sandersen August 14, 2008