A world renowned and highly respected gangster. Known for his crazy off the chain beats such as the jungle and halloween beats. "His beats are bangers!!!"-Quick J Reviews. He will break your face if you mess with him and him and afablo will hurt you bad.
Sometimes used as and adjective or noun.
Adj: "Wow, he was pissed, did you see him just merk diesel that kid!!"
Noun: "Damn, merkle jsut broke of buchi awaji!!! GET EM BUCK!!!!"
Adj: "Wow, he was pissed, did you see him just merk diesel that kid!!"
Noun: "Damn, merkle jsut broke of buchi awaji!!! GET EM BUCK!!!!"
by Dyloon March 2, 2005
Get the Merk Dieselmug. by nizznut May 16, 2008
Get the merkedmug. by brochamp17 March 18, 2011
Get the Merk Saucemug. A merk diesel is a power plant for boats. see:Cummins-MerCruiser's Sterndrive and Inboard Diesel Series
by rico b.c. October 4, 2006
Get the merk dieselmug. merk, he likes to sing god bless america at the most inappropriate times, is an amazing water polo player, and likes to play the drooms. A little slow in the mind, merk will never turn down a good turkey sandwich. He'll be the one humming while slapping himself in the cafeteria.
by Mr. Costigeen April 16, 2005
Get the Merk Ardvarkmug. a mustache that kills your game unless you're vertically smash'n, swagged out, cowboy dean... with a 'stache.
Guy) Hey babe, wanna go back to my place later tonight?
Girl) Sorry, you don't have enough game to where a merk-stache.
Girl) Sorry, you don't have enough game to where a merk-stache.
by ajdean389 January 11, 2010
Get the merk-stachemug. Bryan: Yo, im gonna sneak up on Matt and caviar merk him!
Will: Do it, this will be so funny!
Bryan: (punches matt right across the face)
Will: Caviar Merk!
Matt: Owwww, that hurt so bad!
Will: Do it, this will be so funny!
Bryan: (punches matt right across the face)
Will: Caviar Merk!
Matt: Owwww, that hurt so bad!
by cguzzzfromguzzzville October 25, 2009
Get the Caviar Merkmug.