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Markus Johnson

A not so tall white kid that likes people playing with his ass and enjoys Hand jobs from small Asian men he looks like a crack head version of Peter Griffin with a ugly but chin he also finds it hot to jack off with dog Semen And at night you will probably find him beating his dick on his grandmas sleeping face
That’s a Markus Johnson run
by Big coop the dog September 26, 2018
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Makumba

Throwed origin “Texas” mainly Fort Worth region.
I was MAKUMBA last night with the crew!

Those drinks had me feelin’ MAKIMBA
by MrGrayDopeness February 10, 2019
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marium

amazing girl so smart talented so beautiful may or may not be my name
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marku~sama

the big baus of the yessirboi stwippa club, zoey and hailey simp, orge with nathaniel and queengay. whore+ cunt, niggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa baboooon, JAemesss channy~, porn rapist, registered sex offenda/toi. turd
marku~ sama, thank you for giving me the hump ditty hump, it was my first, you are the best boifwendu i ever met

marku~sama =the big baus of the yessirboi stwippa club, zoey and hailey simp, orge with nathaniel and queengay. whore+ cunt, niggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa baboooon, JAemesss channy~, porn rapist, registered sex offenda/toi. turd

-nathaniel~kun
by ㄋㄨㄛ May 15, 2023
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Marijuana Marksman

One who is able to accurately aim one's smoky exhalations. (i.e. out a window, at someone's face, etc.)
Despite a distance of about five feet between me and the small crack in the window, no smoke remained in the car when I exhaled. I felt like a true Marijuana Marksman.
by knyaz22 June 7, 2011
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Markus

A bitch who never gets laid and will never get a girl friend
by Ashlyn4lifeyeah January 3, 2019
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Maryum

An ugly monster that lives under a crooked bridge with 24-45 warts all over its face.
You look Maryum you should go to the doctor.
by Professor Markus Harvard April 21, 2018
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