lorderry

a cool, hot, sexy girl who’s also lordes #1 fan. she is carrying harry styles tik tok on her back 💪🏻

“omg who is that cool hot sexy girl who’s listening to lorde??”

“that’s lorderry!!!”

by yoongiiovebot June 4, 2021

Joe Loner

Based in a council flat in lslington, joe has no fees and a progressive "no condoms" policy. If you visit, don't look for a boyfriend-y experience. Joe never takes his face out from under his sheets.

"I was thinking about visiting Joe Loner"

by VICE March 18, 2005

loner boner

When you miss your pork pal so much just thinking about her/him gives you an erection.

"WTF man? Why are you pitching a tent around me?"

"I was looking at one of Crystal's pics. She's in Chicago and now I've got a loner boner!"

by ThePariahDog September 18, 2012

loaner in my pants

occurs when the female hangs from a ceiling fan (perferably not spinning but whatever floats your boat) while recieveing man stands on a chair while recieving a blowjob from girl hanging upside down, while intermitingly stroking his facial hair inbetween.

Dude 1: i got a super awesome loaner in my pants last night
Dude 2: how the fuck did that work?
Dude 1: it just did dont worry bout it!

by Private Parts and Colonel Cock November 7, 2010

Loner

Of a person, human being that has no friends whatsoever and maybe no family. They are alone. Alone... No company, no body waiting at home, no one. They don't necessarily like being alone, or having no company OR maybe they do, ^All of the above was basically my meaning of a HARDCORE loner. But Loners typically means of a person maybe in a some kind of situation where they are alone or typically at schools or any social environments. Maybe loners like to be alone, choose to be alone or don't mind it. But others don't and wonder why things are the way they are...

Hardcore loner- ALONE
Typically loner- lol, I'm alone ( yawn )

by exploding air plane 6969 July 23, 2017

A Lonners

'Doing a Lonners' is where you fall on your ass and everyone laughs at you :) Yaaay!

(Btw, this is unoffensive to the girl in question, she knows it's true :))

*girl falls over*
*everyone laughs*
small kid in the front: you just did a lonners!

by Riot Steph October 18, 2008

loner boner

A boner that appears without warrant and often by itself with no other boners around. I.E, a boner appearing at a strange time that no other man would find sexy.

A spontaneous boner, if you will.

"I was in math class and got a total loner boner. Had to cover it with my text book."

by Supercalifragilisticexpaladocious January 17, 2008