1. (adj)- An off-the-wall insult for an annoying person.
2. (noun)- A sex toy.
3. (noun)- A tongue twister.
2. (noun)- A sex toy.
3. (noun)- A tongue twister.
1. Matthew, stop being a penis leash!
2. Austin's girlfriend didn't appreciate the penis leash he got her for her birthday.
3. PENIS LEASH, PENIS LEASH, PENISH LEASE, PENISH LEASHE!
2. Austin's girlfriend didn't appreciate the penis leash he got her for her birthday.
3. PENIS LEASH, PENIS LEASH, PENISH LEASE, PENISH LEASHE!
by Captain Cocktopus July 9, 2011
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Person B: "Dude i know i'm bout to sign the lease"
Person A: "your a fucking retard, word"
Person A: "yo that bitch is bangin! you gonna sign the lease on her tonight?"
Person B: "hell yeah mother fucker i'm gonna hit that to China."
Person A: "Oh shit, basesloaded
Person B: "Dude i know i'm bout to sign the lease"
Person A: "your a fucking retard, word"
Person A: "yo that bitch is bangin! you gonna sign the lease on her tonight?"
Person B: "hell yeah mother fucker i'm gonna hit that to China."
Person A: "Oh shit, basesloaded
by crackmoka December 28, 2005
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Leafmentia (orig. from Toronto, pronounced Leef-men-teea):n. A disease of the brain which affects Leafs fans only. People affected by leafmentia tend to be delusional and reality does not exist in their realm and are in constant denial. Symptoms include (1) believing that there is hope for their team, (2) feeling giddy when they win a game and (3) thinking that they are progressing when they are regressing. According to the Canadian Mental Health Association, 98% of Leafs fans are affected by this disease. Reports indicate there is no known cure although legend has it that a mystical Cup, not seen in Toronto since 1967, holds the cure.
Hendo- Hey longer, did you hear the leafs are only 6 points out of a playoff spot?
Longer- Josh, they haven't made playoffs in the last 5 years!!
Hendo- So? This good be it!
Longer- Dude, your suffering from Leafmentia!!!!!!!
Longer- Josh, they haven't made playoffs in the last 5 years!!
Hendo- So? This good be it!
Longer- Dude, your suffering from Leafmentia!!!!!!!
by Hendo37 March 4, 2011
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the female version of bromance, a combination of the word lesbian and romance.
also known as "sismance" or "lezmance".
lesmance defines the sexual relationship between two females.
"sismance", in comparison is a relation closer to friends or sisters than a romantic relationship.
the female version of bromance, a combination of the word lesbian and romance.
also known as "sismance" or "lezmance".
lesmance defines the sexual relationship between two females.
"sismance", in comparison is a relation closer to friends or sisters than a romantic relationship.
"Ey, dude, did you see Sarah and Kate making out hard-core last night at the party?"
"Yeah man, it was a total sismance."
"No no no, more like a lesmance. They were practically having sex."
"Wish I could've seen that..."
"Yeah man, it was a total sismance."
"No no no, more like a lesmance. They were practically having sex."
"Wish I could've seen that..."
by hooglebooglefoogle October 24, 2011
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Leasee's the hottest girl ever.
by JuliaMFlemg December 20, 2016
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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that the Chinese restaurant burned down?
Guy 2: Leamington Lightning strikes again!
Guy 2: Leamington Lightning strikes again!
by Nutstard_1 May 30, 2020
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