Laniya

The love of my life

Laniya is the love of my life

by anonymous November 23, 2021

lancau

beauty

Why you so lancau today?

by thaqif alex January 3, 2022

flesh lance

the boner, fuck stick, dick, beef dart, penis, etc.

preston livingston is a flesh lance

by skyn December 17, 2003

lamb lance

penis; the male love weapon; pork sword; beef bayonet

Mary was looking hot as she bent over the freezer, so I whipped down her white panties and pounded her clown's pocket with my lamb lance.

by Stevo Davo March 6, 2008

The Landy Technique

When you take a girl home, as soon as you get her into the bedroom you remove all your clothes instantly. One of two things happens;

1. The girl goes home in a huff.

2. Crazy action takes place.

It's worth a roll. Usually 7/10 success rate.

Girl: How come you are Naked?
Landy; Is there a probelm with this?
Girl: I don't think so, should I take my clothes off to?
Landy: That's ok let me help you baby.
Girl: Did you just employ "The Landy technique" on me?
Landy: Of course not.

by Yoshimitsu is god January 20, 2010

Laney

Laney is a very hot, beautiful girl. She is smarter than you think! She is very sporty. Has very good fashion and can help when you are down.

Boy-who is that girl she is hot!!
Girl- that's laney she is my bestie

Boy-dame your lucky

by Sarah jokey June 1, 2017

Lance Commandant

A Lance Corporal in the USMC who abuses his power by making Privates and Private First Classes do dumb shit. A Lance Commandant is usually overly strict, and just an asshole that hates life and takes out his frustration on others below him. He thinks he is better than the rest of the junior enlisted just because he has been in the USMC for a few more months.

"Wow, one guy is one minute late to the fifteen prior for our accountability formation at 5:00am, so Lance Commandant is making us all pick up every single shell on the beach as a punishment, because apparently it's our fault the marine is slow as hell."

by Kreator89 February 6, 2010