Jamba broei sasa lan 

Jamba Broei Sasa Lan is een cult waarbij de volgers geloven in de god: Jamba Broei Sasa Lan.
De volgers van de cult beweren dat deze god 4 symbolen Heeft gecreëerd: Grolsch, sigaretten, frituur en racisme.
Om je bij deze cult aan te sluiten moet je voldoen aan 3 eisen: je moet minstens 3 bier op kunnen, minstens een pakje marlboro per dag oproken en kkr veel frituren.

Jamba Broei Sasa Lan is de grootste, meest racistische cult die er bestaat

Jamba broei sasa lan by anonymous October 29, 2020

Siktir lan 

'Fuck off man/dude' or "Get fucked man/dude'. The Turkish verb 'siktirmek' meaing literally meaning "to become fucked" is often compounded with the word 'lan' meaning something like 'dude' or 'man'. When added together these two words become a beautiful, melodious swearword.

Siktir lan orospu cocugu!
Fuck off man, you son of a bitch!

Siktir lan by Tom Baillie March 19, 2005

dac lan 

a fat kid who is shit at sports and will die early

You are such a dac lan.

dac lan by pussyman569 September 7, 2017

kam lan 

kam lan pronounced as "come lan"

kam: suck

lan: cock (which lan ciao is full word)

It is a Hokkien(a Chinese dialect) word for cock sucking, literally.

It also means a cocksucker, nonsense, go to hell.

Example

As in cock sucking:
That girl likes to kam lan.

As in cocksucker:
Shit, you can ask him to kam lan

As in go to hell:
I think you better kam lan

kam lan by kuchingkia April 19, 2007

thi-lan

a hyper brunette, straight edge, a hard to get with girl, easily taken out to chinese food. normally sexy.

dammn!! i took out a thi-lan last night, but she wouldn't get jiggy wit' me!

thi-lan by Phia and magggy March 27, 2010

Madies Lan 

The female version of a ladies man.

She got to many emails on that dating site, a total madies lan.

Madies Lan by 3lf4ever November 29, 2011

choking on LAN 

The act of heavily underperformimg on a LAN setting when compared to online play. Terminology mainly used in competitive videogames (e-sports).

"The team was amazed to see just how hard he was choking on LAN, as he was their top performer online."

choking on LAN by IsaacTheEarl September 2, 2017