Ketul

Famous rockstar on sound cloud, known for having more than one girl at a time. Goes by the saying, "If her age is on the clock, then she ready for that cock. Cookin up some spicy memes like he cookin that curry.

Your dick is as big as Ketul

by Asian_Daddy_69 October 26, 2017

Keylan

A literal piece of shit who likes to sing minecraft covers and is probably in love with Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. He can make your ears bleed by just joining the discord call. Literal nightmare...also he's gay

still luv u sis ❤️😊

"Oh my fucking god, Keylan is back"

"yahhh Keylan Sama pretty spicy 😍"

by PPEggoz August 16, 2019

keyur

Being a faggot

1. You're acting mad keyur at nyu right now man.

2. John's been keyuring himself recently

by ilikemen2021 December 21, 2021

Keylocked

A gangster way of saying 'So there' or 'Shame'

Person A: You have been out with 5 boys, Yeh.
Person B: I have been out with 6 so keylocked

by RubiiLouu December 22, 2008

Ketul

Give a wedgie to a Desi

Ow, did you just ketul Ankit? That must've hurt!

by deadbug December 1, 2009

Keyblers

Paripatetic neophyte programmers whose cerebral capacity is dwarfed by their appetite for ephemeral trivia.

Programming students are keyblers of the worst kind.

by SenseiAlphaOne December 3, 2005

Keyblocking

Keyblocking occurs when a co-worker places documents or memos on top of your keyboard in an office environment, with the purpose of forcing you to deal with said document before resuming internet activities at work. It is a coworkers way of saying "pay attention to this before doing anything else". Normally, multiple documents will pile up on one's keyboard that must be dealt with in turn before surfing the internet can continue.

"Hey Mike, did you see those naked pictures of Scarlett Johannson yet?"

"Not yet man. I was gonna look at them when I got back to my desk but my boss keeps keyblocking me"

by Mr. Quintastic October 14, 2011