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kerplunckin

When you're so balls deep that your balls are inside
I was kerplunckin with my boyfriend last night
by Quickdick December 11, 2024
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Kerploffle

When you fall in the shower, but you get so scared from it that you poop onto the waffle
Dude, totally just kerploffled in the shower this morning
by Momoonthegogo February 8, 2026
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kerploinking

when a man has a full erection, he lays on the ground and the woman jumps off of the bed onto his penis, aiming to get it in the first hole flawlessly
"Hey babe, do you wanna try kerploinking tonight? I can even pull out the stepping stool for some added height"
by 4le_xxd July 27, 2025
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shmurple kerple

GET RAILED BY AN EGGPLANT 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
I got shmurple kerpled by your mom last night
by redtomatosauce April 13, 2024
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Kermit-kerplunk

Kermit kerplunk is boomer slang for 67
Person 1: what did you do on the weekend
Person 2: just watched some kermit-kerplunk videos
Person 1: awesome!
by tacobitch67 February 27, 2026
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