Jazzattack

When you get attacked by Jazz.

When some Jazz attacks you. I just got Jazzattack on my way home.

by Cootylover March 20, 2011

jizzaphobe

A germaphobe or person who is obsessed with cleanliness specifically as it relates to jizz. Their worst fear is touching something that someone may have jizzed on.

D: I was going to put my apartment on Airbnb, but then I thought better of it. I mean, who knows, they could jizz all over the place and I'd never know.

K: Dude, you're such a jizzaphobe.

by kayteesal April 15, 2016

Jazzaline

A gorgeous, sexy girl with mesmerizing eyes. She is sought-after and doesn't know the extent of her beauty, but boy, does everyone else know! She tends to go for the people that will use her, but her strength will carry her through. She is a strong warrior that conquers all. You'll regret the day you betrayed a Jazzaline.

Look Out, here comes Jazzaline.

by MozzarellaSticks January 19, 2017

jizzamin

Jessamin green

You know that girl jizzamin? That's how ya baby mama.

by Bigdaddykhane April 23, 2018

Jizzazle

Often considered superior to the better known vigazzle, the jizzazle involves the gentleman jizzing all over the vagina, before casting forth a handful of sparkling glitter over the offending area, thus forming a decorative glitter area covering a much greater surface area than the vigazzle alternative.

The key advantages of the jizzazle are that not only is it a case of the gentleman getting a rare opportunity to be involved in 'interior decoration' for once, but should you have a few mates round, then it's possible to combine this with a form of soggy biscuit, and a handful of coloured glitter per participant, thus forming a bit of a glitterarty rainbow effect. Quite fantastic.

Grab two handfuls of hundreds and thousands and jizzazle all over me

by Jizzybrewer September 22, 2018

Jizzaster

The voluntary or involuntary dissemination of seminal fluid upon an unwitting or non consenting individuals person or property.

Dale-Becky told me about your little jizzaster on ma sofa cushion"

Derek- "When in doubt pull out, mon frere!"

by McLovin's Uncle November 5, 2018

Jizzargo

A word describing how irritating a cat stuck in a doorway can be. It could also refer to that same cat blowing you up with a fireball. Skyrim fans know...

"Jizzargo, stop blocking the damn passage!"

"Talos help us, Lydia! That cat is up to no good again - he's preparing fire spells!"

by PussyFiller69 August 13, 2019