John

John:
Is an EXTREMELY hot guy with beautiful black hair and green eyes. Has an awesome body.

Smart, and financially savvy.

Confident, but down-to-earth. Has a sweet sense of humor:)

Can make a girl feel special:)

Knows the best places to hang out. Fun to be around.

Someone I now wish was part of my life. Wish I never said no.

Girl:
Who is that fine guy walking by?

Friend:
I don't know, but must be a JOHN!

by ME12345ME12345 December 18, 2011

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Brittney's future boyfriend =

Brittney: John will you be mine?
John: of course!

by His future August 25, 2011

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John A

Looves batman. John is the kind of person that will make every moment seem awkward. He is funny and very sweet. He is also super sexxxy even though he won't admit it. John makes you feel pretty when you feel like shit. He walks around in Batman tighty whities and sings freaking amazingly!;) he's also going to be one of your best friends!:)

no... it's John A.

by yoyoyo_14 October 21, 2011

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He is a FAT-ASS

Kid one- oh is that the moon

Kid two- no its just john

by I is guud May 7, 2019

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The sweetest person you will ever meet in your life. John has a way of stealing your heart and making you blush almost instantly. John can typically be found giving advice or comforting his friends, family, or lover, and doing a great job at it. He puts his heart and soul into everything he does, and often always bounces back in tough situations. He has a huge heart, is honest, and always a great kisser. Johns are a fan of affection and snuggles so its best not to leave them too long without hugs else they'll get fussy. They're very snuggly and will coddle you any chance they have because of their caring nature.

Person 1: So uh hows john
Person 2: He's perfect <3

by BoiDafaqqq January 9, 2020

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