jebus

Jesus' brother, also referred to as "Jesus' brother, Daryll!"

Hi I'm Jesus.
Hi I'm Jesus' brother, Daryll!

by Vampyro May 13, 2005

jebus

was originally transcribed by a naked goat named judith on a hillside in freckleton, this hillside was very hilly and grassy and was the hillside where jebus removed the chocolate egg which blocked him from getting out of the cave where the rumans chucked some lettuce making him want to go in, this is a true story BELIEVE ME!!!!!

a little hen want ing to cross the road to get to the other side but getting squashed in the process by a mighty being named jebus the holy moly god of chickens.com, visit at ye peril. IF U DARE!!!!!!!!!

by Ralfh October 14, 2004

Jerusalism

exertion of control by a certain zionistic influenced group.

1 Jerusalism - exerting control in Palestine.
2 Jerusalism - exerting control in America.
3 Jerusalism - exerting control on the world.

by bioNRG January 14, 2011

New Jerusalem

a double-dutchie over some aviator periwinkle, Long Island iced tea, twisted.

I just gave yo girls a New Jerusalem-- c-ya at the next sleepover :jayhah:\

....
& at Afters we split a Greenwich!!

by jockwebster March 25, 2020

jebus

Jebus is indescribable. And short. But we love him anyway.

1. Never play online with jebus. He always uses the 'walk on water' hack
2. SMITE HIM, JEBUS!
3. 'Missed the bugger'

by LM July 7, 2004

Jebus Cripes

The respectful way of saying "Jesus Christ", this is a phrase I made up years ago. I hate ppl who say I stole it from the fucking simpsons. First off, I don't watch that crap ass show that fuckin sucks so much...BAM!...anyway...thats the reason i wrote it here...in urbandictionary.com Now then...no more crap from you bastards...eh?

"Jebus Cripes!!!! Get off the fuckin road!!!!"

by Jindayi, The Korean Apostle....DaeIL Kim... September 13, 2003

Jeebus

Only one person got the origin of this right, it's from the simpsons!!! Homer is too stupid to know Jesus' name, so he says Jeebus

Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, were sending you as a missionary to spread the Christian religion

Homer: Huh? But I don't even believe in Jeebus! (5 sec. later...) Jeebus! Help me Jeebus!

by Ramin November 29, 2003