Nipple Jizz

the way a dooshbag says titty milk.

dude when i was five i sucked stephen's moms nipple jizz.

by babysealclubber60969 March 3, 2011

Buck Jizz

a type of drink used by coach Likness to get his Yankton Bucks in tip top shape; a secret mixture of many different potions to make the Bucks the best on the field. It is like Gaterdae but the effects are more powerful. BUCK PRIDE

Holy shit i drank too much Buck Jizz last night... Arlin got me too pumped for the game!

by LickOnMyNuts March 9, 2012

jizz whizz

Frozen jizum on a stick and the girls are eating it up!

Check out those chicks at the ice cream counter...They're after the jizz whizz!

by Sparkman_46057 September 4, 2011

Jizz Piss

the first urination following an ejaculation. Some say this urination (even if delayed) can cause a feeling of elation. Can be a 'split' urine stream, resulting in an unwanted mess.

Remo: Yo man, I just got done fucking Katie and I gotta take a Jizz Piss.

Spig: Dude, watch for the split stream!

by Spigkoque February 3, 2010

jizz-frosting

Noun. Residual morning after cum stuck between your penis and underwear.
Syn. Zopohin

I dreamt of this fine ass bitch and all I got is jizz-frosting...

by FunkyJoe April 6, 2003

jizz puppet

A sock covered hand used for the absorbtion of semen during masturbation.

It's alright, I caught it all with the jizz puppet.

by Rab_soulfly_guy December 31, 2008

Jizz-Vom

when something is so good it's jizz, but so bad for you it's vom

Ella: oh man this chocolate cake is so jizz
Eibhlin: NO ELLA, CARBS!! VOM!!
Ella + Eibhlin: JIZZ-VOM!!!

by The Nils Sundermann April 18, 2010