Jagged

Awesomely cool; above and beyond cool.

Man did you see that move? It was jagged!

by Cary March 11, 2004

Jagged

When someone has been physically controlled overwhelmingly. Coming from the German American football star Jag Bal. It may pertain to a slap, a punch, or a push.

Man: (caught cheating by wife)
wife: (yells) YOU ASSHOLE!(slapps husband knocking him to the floor)
mistress: youve just been Jagged!

by ladyluckisonmyside February 11, 2010

Jaggedy

Rough around the edges. Not smooth.

That leaf is Jaggedy.

by uwishuwerecool December 1, 2011

Mick Jagger

When inserting a candy bar into a vigiana and then proceeding to eat it.

Dude I totally pulled off the Mick Jagger using a Twix bar last night. I really hope she doesn't get a yeast infection.

by jongo November 4, 2012

Jagged

Awkward, uncomfortable. Long silence.

That moment when you're not sure what to do...

Trying to make small talk to a stranger. the situation is jagged
Falling asleep on the person next to you on the plane. The situation is jagged

Basically, you can use this word as a substitute for anytime that you would normally use the word awkward.

by Penguins202 September 2, 2013

jagger

noun. shortened term for "jaguar".

"oh no, here comes a bigass jagger!"

by DJ Dogman June 12, 2006

Swagger Jagger

Swagger Jagger is an "ironic" phrase used by people who look like drowned sewer rats on benefits. The definition of the word derives from "Swagger Jacker" which means to steal or copy ones swagger. The irony of that is the phrase was invented/misinterpreted by a tramp like skag whore for a release of a song in 2011 to which the music video stars Cheryl Cole miming the lyrics... Oh sorry that is Cher Lloyd... well there lies the irony as to me they are the same person and have the same affect of offending peoples eyes and making ears bleed!! So therefore Cher Lloyd is a hypocrite and is what she sings!!

Cher "the rat" Lloyd - "Chez... I want your hair, make up, tacky dress sense from 2003, those earrings, your millions, ashley coles dick, your leftovers, your slight bit of talent, simon cowells love and admiration, STD's, that whiny geordie accent of yours, malaria and basically everything about you to make me you"

Cheryl Cole/Tweedy/Cole - "Now then pet, Swagger Jagger, get your game on, get some of your own"

by Archie84 August 22, 2011