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Jolly Jackoff January

Someone: *looks at calendar*
Someone: Dang. Jolly Jackoff January is coming up next!
by r1dfgamez December 28, 2018
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Jackoff all trades

An individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting itself, anywhere. He is neither schooled nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.

An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.

A play on "Jack of all trades, master of none."
"Dave says he'll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade my computer, and save me a bundle! And he's gonna read my fortune, win Lisa back, and get me promoted!"

"Dude, Dave's a divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."
by 3sqzper July 21, 2008
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jackoff

to grad the base of the penis and slowly pull to the tip repeatably till you orgasm.
nick: how the date man? john: bad she didnt show i had to jackoff all last night. nick:oh.
by zsadist 28 May 27, 2011
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jackoffsterbate

to be masterbauting and jacking off at the same time, To have both hands manipualting your penis
dude, i just got jackoffsterbated by two chicks!!!
or
i jackeoffsterbated last night, and now my hands are tired
by mo is me and me is mo August 2, 2006
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Jackoff party

Where a bunch of guys jackoff at the same time. Most often in a guys locker room just before or just after they take a shower while there still naked. Sometimes called a jackoff fest.
Where you in that jackoff party?
by Deep blue 2012 April 5, 2010
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jacknutz

a name you would call someone who has done something wicked retahded or someone who is just a douche but in a nicer way or just another greeting when you don't want to call them by their ordinary name.
Yo Jacknutz! Hey Jacknutz! What's up Jacknutz? Where you at Jacknutz? You just spilled your beer on me Jacknutz!
by "T-ism' March 5, 2007
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jackoslam

To take a shit in a pumpkin, and set it on a friend's porch
by Paccali November 13, 2002
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