by r1dfgamez December 28, 2018
Get the Jolly Jackoff January mug.An individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting itself, anywhere. He is neither schooled nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.
An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.
A play on "Jack of all trades, master of none."
An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.
A play on "Jack of all trades, master of none."
"Dave says he'll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade my computer, and save me a bundle! And he's gonna read my fortune, win Lisa back, and get me promoted!"
"Dude, Dave's a divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."
"Dude, Dave's a divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."
by 3sqzper July 21, 2008
Get the Jackoff all trades mug.Related Words
by zsadist 28 May 27, 2011
Get the jackoff mug.dude, i just got jackoffsterbated by two chicks!!!
or
i jackeoffsterbated last night, and now my hands are tired
or
i jackeoffsterbated last night, and now my hands are tired
by mo is me and me is mo August 2, 2006
Get the jackoffsterbate mug.Where a bunch of guys jackoff at the same time. Most often in a guys locker room just before or just after they take a shower while there still naked. Sometimes called a jackoff fest.
by Deep blue 2012 April 5, 2010
Get the Jackoff party mug.a name you would call someone who has done something wicked retahded or someone who is just a douche but in a nicer way or just another greeting when you don't want to call them by their ordinary name.
Yo Jacknutz! Hey Jacknutz! What's up Jacknutz? Where you at Jacknutz? You just spilled your beer on me Jacknutz!
by "T-ism' March 5, 2007
Get the jacknutz mug.by Paccali November 13, 2002
Get the jackoslam mug.