Jackin' and Clackin'

When someone is tap dancing and jacking off at the same time.

The students who did a performance of Jackin' and Clackin' for the talent show were expelled.

by Tuturuu~~ March 22, 2016

Jacknape

one who has made a move to piss another off.

Jon hit me with a golf-club so I now refer to him as a jacknape.

by myboy311 November 10, 2010

Jackonade

A mix drink comprised of Jack Daniels and pink lemonade.

I didnt have any soda to mix my Jack with so I made some Jackonade.

by RTSC September 21, 2009

Jackoffaddickt

When a person is addicted to masturbation.

Dude I stay home and jack off 10 times a day! I'm such a Jackoffaddickt.

by Mr.Clown June 22, 2009

Jackoodie

Jacket like apparatus, yet thin enough to wear as a hoodie. Usually fleece or fur lined with waterproof qualities.

Dude, nice Jackoodie!! Thanks, I got it for Christmas!!

It's too warm for a jacket, but I might get cold later......I'll bring my Jackoodie!!

by Toph Topherson December 23, 2010

jackoff addict

When you have a hot horny chick and instead of doing her you go and masterbate to porn in the bathroom on the toilet .... cum in a piece of toilet paper and not flush. Then pretend u were taking a shower. Or only have sex 1 1/2 times in a year type.

Knock knock.... on bathroom door!

no answer....... whispering "well thats my little jackoff addict"

by confusedgirlwantstocumcuzhim October 3, 2013

Jacking Black

The act of masturbating whilst really high so that when you jizz all the blood rushes from your head and you black out. May be hard to achieve.

Also called Knocking Off.

X: "Ben and I tried Jacking Black last night"

Y: "No Way! You guys are crazy! Any success?"

X: "Yep, I totally Jacked Black!! Ben didn't manage to though. It really isn't easy!"

by Jacking it in San Diego April 18, 2015