Dyslexic jackass

can’t spell for shit and probably will bald at 19
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022
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disgruntled jackass

A person that holds considerable butt-hurt towards an object or person and reacts in an inappropriate manner depending on the level of butt-hurt and showing what a jackass they've become, and how disgruntled they are.
Shawn got so tired of other students picking on him he became a disgruntled jackass and urinated in their mouths.
by bdubayew May 24, 2018
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Cracker-Jackass

1) The guy selling Cracker Jack at Fenway who runs down the aisle then screams at the bottom "WHO WANTS CRACKER JACKS??"

2) The guy at Fenway who stands up during an at-bat to wave down the Craker Jack vendor so his kid/girlfriend/gay lover can fish through the box for a prize.

3) see also Crunch n' Ass-Munch
by barry mcsorely April 23, 2009
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Jackass of the Day

a person who repeatedly makes a jackass of himself in one day.
by RandomPersom October 27, 2010
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jackass party

A gathering or cluster of jackasses engaging in stupid behavior and/or behaving like an ass.
The traffic jam around the school was one big jackass party.
by Ingoal October 16, 2009
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Stonewall Jackass

A person who gives you a hard time about something for seemingly no reason. A person who enjoys being withholding.
That lady at the DMV is a real Stonewall Jackass. She made me wait for an hour in 3 different lines when she could have helped me in 2 minutes.
by PMcC1 January 10, 2010
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Jackass Movie

Funny, but not to the level of CKY.
by fag May 14, 2003
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