The Jab 

Another name for the COVID-19 vaccine often used by individuals who are skeptical of the vaccine's safety or purpose.

In boxing, a jab is something you would most likely want to avoid or dodge, thus the vaccine was given the same name.

Employer: "The new mandate requires all employees are required to get the COVID-19 vaccination to continue working here."

Employee: "Fuck that, I'm not getting the Jab, I quit!"

The Jab by Instigator21 December 6, 2021

Josh-jab 

A psychological attack to one's mentality, caused by slightly abusive remarks catering in the form of careless horse play. Meaningless & senseless seemingly but tolerance of such abuse often results in unfavorable behavior traits & actions.

I was having a really good day until all of my co-workers started josh-jabbing me.

Josh-jab by K1ci93n August 21, 2023

The glitter jab 

A sexual act involving glitter-It is when the male of the relationship inserts glitter via pipette into the penis the proceeds to ejaculate into their Woman getting her pregnant in the process

People do this so their child is full of life and has a fun personality

Oh Johnny I want our baby to be exciting and fun not boring can we please use The glitter jab

The glitter jab by timmyZtom June 18, 2021

jarby jab 

when someone jams their finger in someone else's butthole. it has to be fast and hard. it could also be anything that is long and small enough to fit in a butthole.

my friend ryan jarby jabbed me yesterday at school and it felt delicious.

jarby jab by Shvoinky Shnootsi Mcgavin 1 November 30, 2010

Touched by the jab 

Interwebs jargon meaning you will be punched for being a dumbass.

STFU or you will be touched by the jab

Touched by the jab by Friggintitsman February 9, 2009

Covid jab fag 

That kind of homosseuxal individual who thinks taking a Covid jab is and sexual experience.

Look at John. He made a song about being vaccinated for Covid-19. Also, after taking the jab, he made a tattoo about it. What a Covid jab fag hi is.

Covid jab fag by Booty_hunter May 30, 2021

Stag and Jab 

The act of going stag to a social event, i.e. a wedding or party, alone with the purpose of finding a random person to have sex with and jab it in.

Billy: Hey, you find a date for that wedding?

Jimmy: Nah. I plan to pull a stag and jab.

Stag and Jab by Qban25 September 11, 2011