Ink The Seat

Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.

"I loved the diamond engagement ring he gave me. When I saw it, it made me ink the seat"

by Headcircus April 23, 2013

ink fever

when you get a new tattoo, and all you want for the next few weeks is more ink!

John: dude, I got this sick tat for my grandma last week.

Mark: siiiick
John: but now I have wicked ink fever, want to go get tatted by my buddy, Greg?

by STAY of 2015 HWRHS February 25, 2017

ink mop

And ink mop is a handmade graffiti marker. It's designed to make wide graffiti tags that drip ink. The most common ink mop would be the NYC Mop. It's normally made with an empty deodorant container...then ink is added and the tip (nib) is made from a strip of felt, like felt from a chalkboard eraser. These markers originated from New York City, during the graffiti epidemic on the New York City subways.

I bombed the entire subway car with my graffiti tag, using my ink mop.

by Razar1 December 1, 2015

ink squad

when put a tube of ink on any part of your body, then you declare yourself part of the ink squad.

I am part of the ink squad yassssss

by Ink squad December 25, 2017

egg ink

I guess it could be used as slang for cum/semen

Bro I totally filled her with my egg ink

by Sethallen1244 June 23, 2018

ink jerker

One who jerks off to animation, which is typically drawn with ink.

Toby, I can't believe you're an ink jerker! Put that hentai away

by 32vtk June 1, 2022

Ink Pen

A reverse pink sock where your urethra comes out of your genitals through the hard expulsion of urine

Bill: Dang man i peed so hard I ink penned
Charlie: Eww bro thats nasty

by Dr. Trejo April 24, 2011