Two inches

absolutely not my dick length or anything

what the hell are you supposed to do with two inches?

by 404 not fucking found November 07, 2022

Emergency Inch

The act of pulling the extra skin down around the base of your penis to give a woman an extra inch.

My girl asked me to F' her harder so i had to give her the emergency inch

by Ilfigure March 31, 2023

Radio Inch

The act of moving your car when you're stuck in traffic or at a red light and your radio goes fuzzy. In this act, one moves their car an inch in order to fix the fuzzy radio.

This can also have the opposite effect just making the radio worse.

Rob: "Ahh shit the radios fuzzy."

Jim:"It's aight, ill just move a Radio Inch"

Rob: "yeee"

by (-slimTHUG-) March 09, 2010

centrifugal inch

The act of helicoptering your flaccid penis to artificially add length to it, generally done before someone you’re attracted to sees it.

Shit, my dick shrunk in the cold, I’d better add a centrifugal inch before this chick sees it

by havenlad February 12, 2023

Inch Grinch

It refers to the length of a very specific part of the male anatomy.

(Hint: It means you have a little dick)

Girl: Aww, so cute!
Guy: What are you talking about?
Girl: The widdle inch grinch!
Guy: You haven't seen anything yet...
Girl: I agree completely. I'm leaving.

by The CircleJerk October 02, 2009

Bush Inch

The extra secret inch of cock that is hidden when you don’t do the appropriate manscaping.

“I’ve been manscaping before my date with Janice so I gain a bush inch”

by GoodinBed March 30, 2023

Pubic Inches

The Pubic Inch is a unit of volume in the Imperial units and United States customary units systems, primarily used in measuring the overall dimensions of the male genitalia.

“He’s not exactly the best-looking guy on campus, but I heard he’s packing some serious pubic inches!”

by NightFallInc June 26, 2020