Genshin Impact

Probably the reason that your broke and bi right now

Man: I just started playing genshin impact

Woman: NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA FEED ARE KIDS!?

Man: Don’t you have money?

Woman: How do you think I know what you are talking about right now!

Man: oh…. But I really wanna go down on kaeya and zhongli and childe and diluc

Woman: I want to do the devils tango with beidou.

Man: You see what we gotten are selves into!

by Genshin Fan September 10, 2022

Flaccid On Impact

1)To have your manly meat spear fail at the precise moment it is needed.

2)To not be soft, but not hard enough for sexual intercourse.

3)To lose faith, and to not lose your virginity.

This is a pun on the phrase "rolled on impact"

Brian: Yeah, I would have totally pounded her last night, but I went flaccid on impact.

by klaus__ October 16, 2008

deep impact

When you see a girl that is thick then realize once you knock her up she will get fat and stay fat. The evidence is shown through her mother, who is fat

"Yo dude that girl is so thick"

"Yea but wait til you make DEEP IMPACT. she'll blow up"

by ratmanrulez May 19, 2009

Trickle Down Beta Impact Theory

Trickle Down Beta Impact Theory is the theory that beta males just let their fellow betas get beaten up by other betas and it trickles downwards into a society of 99% beta males. When the trickling occurs, there is no way to stop it. Whereas when an upward alpha male surge occurs, feminists are quick to jump in and shut down the movement. The Trickle Down Beta Impact Theory explains the steady dropping of testosterone rates and increasing feminine male behavior in society.

Guy 1: Did you see that black thug beat up the white guy working at Applebee's while all of the whiteys stood around looking on?
Guy 2: That's what I call the Trickle Down Beta Impact Theory!

by Eric Kazinsky May 11, 2016

Genshin Impact

The start of all addictions, why you have no money for a house, and why your lover probably left you.

To be honest, they do have really hot 3D anime characters and good lore. Can't really argue with that.

Genshin Impact ruined my life, Shelby!! It ruined it!!! OMG NEVERMIND GANYU RERUN DROPPED, GOTTA GO GET HER

spends life savings

by mayo in a jar September 24, 2022

Genshin Impact

Shitty grinding mobile game where all the characters are so pale your eyes will fucking bleed. You know how using light mode makes peoples eyes burn? Yeah turn that eyestrain into copy paste characters that all look like the same fucking person just copy pasted over and over with different hairstyles and outfits slapped on. They have a few kid characters "who are actually 200 years old" to pander to disgusting pedophiles.

Demographic consists of greasy 40 year old incels, random teenagers on tiktok, pedophiles, and maybe a few normal people here and there.

fuck this game i hope it dies

Larry: Wow did you know there's a color thats lighter than white?
Bob: No, what is it?
Larry: Genshin Impact White! It's lighter than #FFFFFF

by Kid Named Finger7 April 17, 2023

Point of Impact

In slang terms its that moment when a dude enters someones ass hole with their dick, this can and is usually proceeded by some preparatory light prodding and always results in loud noises of some kind. Essentially the point of impact is when somebody just begins getting fucked in the ass.

Alex screamed as his partner Ned passed the point of impact, he could feel his ass hole loosen and the blood vessels shattering. It was the best feeling he had ever experienced.

by Monochrome15 May 16, 2011