depressed espresso

expressing you're feeling depressed in a unique way or a cute way.

"Hey! Are you okay?"
"No, I'm depressed espresso

by everything is a jojo reference January 3, 2023

Depressed Cowboy Syndrome

A hardcore republican with zero self-awareness. Usually has a chronic fear of girls from the goth community.

"Man that dudes corny as fuck he def got Depressed Cowboy Syndrome"

by $$Definition June 20, 2023

Cali depressed

When someone has absolutely nothing to be depressed about, but acts and suggests that they are anyway.

"What's wrong?"
"Nothing. It's just that I've been depressed lately."

"Are you sure you aren't cali depressed?"

by randami91 October 19, 2015

urbanly depressed

The feeling you feel when no one publishes your urban dictionary definition.

person 1: “Danny how you feeeeel?”
person 2: “Urbanly depressed.”

by Hot Cheeto Girl October 17, 2019

adriens_depressed

everyone’s favourite moot with the best humour.
CEO of depressed adrien and tiktok weddings.

man adriens_depressed is my favourite tiktok mutual.

by grodunt August 25, 2021

Fat Ugly Depressed Bitch

baconator10132

baconator10132 is a fat ugly depressed bitch

by Captain big ballz November 9, 2020

depressed

A feeling that teenage girls say they have to get attention, and think they are all "deep" because of it. It is really a chemical unbalance of seretonin in the brain.

Teenaged girl: I think I'm depressed. I have so many problems.

Me:No you aren't, I can tell.

Teenaged girl: No, I am. You just don't understand.

Me: No, you don't understand. You don't know the science of depression. You need to be analyzed by a psychological proffesional to really determine it.

Teenaged girl: Whatever, I'm just going to talk about cutting myself and my friends who cut themselves to sound cool.

Me: Okay, have a fun, fake life.

by GarrisonHeller December 6, 2009