Hamood

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Hamood backwards is hamood

Doomah my balls fit in your mouth

by Naruto123456789 June 24, 2021

The Hammond Theory

A theory of Universal existence popularized by Dr Hammond on his site, hammondtheory.com. In summary, it is essentially a logical explanation of how any conscious being can logically believe themselves to be a god.

(n.) :

My teacher, Mrs. Anderson, taught us about The Hammond Theory today.

by aaronha April 19, 2010

Pudding hammock

The act of shitting yourself while wearing a speedo.

Timmy spotting a shark while surfing, resulted in a pudding hammock

by Ducci13 August 12, 2012

Ahmed Hamoudy

A god from Lebanon he is the most strong and humble person that has ever lived. He is the biggest sk (sick kunt) or eshhay to ever live. He died in 2014 at Kogarah Flats , Sydney, New South Wales, Australia in a big brawl between Marist College Kogarah and Kogarah High. A few wise preachers have said that he will be resurrected on the 7th of December 2018, and dominate the whole world and buy the whole nike company and make just TNs.

Ahmed Hamoudy is coming!
That guy is as strong as Ahmed Hamoudy

by Hamoudy_ lover_44 November 1, 2018

Hammo

A girl who looks like a hamster who when drunk proceeds to boogie.

"Did you see that drunk girl from Oxford Brookes who looks a bit like a hamster doing that little dance?"
"Yeah what a cute little hammo, apparently she will let you pinch her lovely hamster bum."

by Frampsalot December 20, 2008

Hammocking

The act of laying in a hammock and enjoying the swing of nature pushing you gently into a slumber.

Hey Danielle, you should wake up early so we can go buy and hammock and get some hammocking on later.

by Ninjamanbat June 25, 2016

Bannana Hammock

Any small bikinni-style swim suit for men. Normally tight-fitting like a speedo.

Europeans like to wear bannana hammocks.

by Erik Aguilar January 28, 2004