happy finish

A hand job which successfully concludes a massage.

He loosened my shoulders, flipped me over like a burger and gave me a happy finish.

by JamieD September 12, 2005

Happy Seal

When a woman spreads her butt cheeks apart while the man ejaculates between said spread butt cheeks. After the man has ejaculated on the anus the woman then proceeds to open and close her butt cheeks (this making a clapping noise as if she were a seal and creates a net of semen). She will also bark like a seal in a high pitched tone.

This will ultimately result in total and uncontrolled laughter for the man while the woman is naturally humiliated.

MAN A: hey check out that chick's ass

MAN B: Ya, I bet she could really do a good happy seal, right?

MAN A: That would be funny as hell to see her humiliate herself while I am sexually pleased.

by Maxxy Pad - Robz May 13, 2011

Happy Noodle Boy

A comic drawn by Johnny the Homocidal Maniac (otherwise known as NNY or JTHM for the homeless and insane. Most Noodle Boy comics end with HNB getting shot in the head, or being killed in some other grusome way. The comics tend to be random and often insane, but NNY swears there is some deeper meaning behind them.

"Marvel at my plastic applicator!! Not just any accessory for your sanitary napkins!"

by Neko October 20, 2004

happy hotel

A euphemism for a mental institution, which is a place for people who have gone completely mental.

Joe: Hey Nick, have you heard? George Bush is the smartest guy in the world.
Nick: ... O... kay... So when are those nice people in white coats going to take you to the happy hotel?
Joe: I dunno... I heard that they wanted me over at three.
Nick: .... *Quietly backs away*

by Mr Potatohead Crapmobile July 1, 2006

Happy stranger

When you sit on your hand to restrict blood flow long enough to put your hand "to sleep". Then you masturbate with it. It gives the sensation of a second party giving you an hand job, since you have no feeling in your "sleeping" hand. Also known as just "the stranger".

Jack felt bored all afternoon, so he sat on his hands and gave himself a Happy Stranger.

by FakeMeat June 4, 2007

Happy horseshit sunshine

Phrase used to describe fluffy, Pollyanna-type things that have no value other than to make people feel good.

Who wants to read all this happy horseshit sunshine in the paper? Give me some real news.

by MT_Editorial January 3, 2009

Happy Slonac

The act of lying naked in bed with another person and not touching them; restraint from contact is meant to produce a euphoric sensation. In reality, the sensation is one of taking a mallet to one's own genitals.

"Did your date go well, Jimbo?"
"It was outstanding! We ripped it up on the dance floor at the Baden-Baden Club, and afterwards, we headed back to my place for a Happy Slonac! I think she's a keeper..."

by Gription October 23, 2012