golden gopher 

WHen you're fucking a chick doggie style, and you start nawing on her back, and you piss inside of her.

Since I couldn't piss into my loafer, I gave dat chick a golden gopher.

golden gopher by ade2 December 5, 2007

brutal gopher 

When one slits the throat of any said person, and then proceeds to lustfully fuck the crevasse that you just created in that persons neck. continue to do so as they gasp for air, but instead just recieve a fat mouthful of your pork sword as the head pops up and down out of the recepients mouth, like a gopher.

some kid at school pissed me off so i gave that dumb bitch who had his hair in his eyes a brutal gopher.

brutal gopher by Samuel Datu March 20, 2007

Hillbilly Gopher 

a highly derogatory term toward a female. Particularly one who is extremely intelligent.

The girl with the highest test grade is such a Hillbilly Gopher

Hillbilly Gopher by smartz101 December 2, 2010

soap gopher 

a derogatory term for a male homosexual that spends time in public showers waiting for another man to drop his bar of soap

Did you see that soap gopher checking you out in the showers at the gym earlier?

soap gopher by DrKhnipfter August 1, 2012

golden gopher 

When a dude with a 2" pencil dick creams his shorts moments before scoring with a hot chick.

My dickhead neighbor was ready to commence a threesome with Sophia Vargara and Jessica Biel when he Golden Gophered down his leg,

golden gopher by GopherHaze May 12, 2016

Gash Gopher 

Another word for a penis

My gash gopher has been happily tunneling through some new grass recently.

Gash Gopher by DirtyGrammarian June 12, 2018

dramatic look gopher 

A term of endearment, often used to describe something very impossibly sad. Also one of the most over used youtube GOD-LIKE videos

Erick: dude why are you so "dramatic look gopher" all of a sudden?

Jhonny: i think i have blue balls man.

dramatic look gopher by BALLIN'!!!!! April 27, 2008