Floppy Braxton

Simply a choad that can't get hard

I was going to have sex with him but he had a floppy braxton

by shankmehthruthefone January 23, 2010

floppy chops

Havin big fat cheeks

That Dowie has some set of floppy chops

by Moira Barker May 17, 2008

floppy goggles

Placing ones testicles over anothers eyes wether it by voluntary or when they are sleeping

Anna's floppy goggles were flesh colored

by Project Green Leaf May 30, 2006

Floppy penis

A floppy penis is where a fully grown male has a penis that will droop for the rest of his life. His penis will hang down in shame and never become erect even if he takes viagra!

The women screamed in horror as she realised he had a floppy penis

by Chris2603 November 10, 2016

floppy cock

A derrogatory name given to the University of Tennessee's fight song, "rocky top".

Floppy cock you'll always be
home sweet home to me
Good ole floppy cock, floppy cock Tennessee!

by Burnt Biscuit December 28, 2005

floppy tits

Stretch out boobs,breast with no bra,sagging breast

Damn man did you see her floppy tits,she need to put on a bra

by nasesity November 20, 2014

Floppy Salmon

when a person comes up behind someone(unbeknownst to them)and rapidly slaps in a back and forth motion between their legs, reminiscent of a salmon flopping

(flop flop flop)

"FLOPPY SALMON!!!"

"Aww shit Elliott you flopped me"

"Damn straight Will"

by RachaelaM October 29, 2008