Ethanolism

The belief that anything can be solved with a drink.

I was a fugitive for 5 years in the Saharan desert and I was saved by the moisture god himself. The good people at the Ethanolist Church inspired me to join Ethanolism. I am currently an owner of a multi-million dollar corporation of bottled ethanol.

by TheEthanolistChurch March 12, 2021

Pulling an Ethan

When you pretend not to be bothered by something that clearly bothers you, that you complain about constantly.

Mary: Did talk to Nathan yesterday? Mariah dumped him last week and he's acting like he doesn't care, but he won't stop talking about it.
Claire: That's totally pulling an Ethan.

by bitchybastard February 14, 2020

ethan

a badass mothafucka. He's better than everyone else and the all the ladies want to be on him. He's the shit.

person one: Damn man did you see that kid?
person two: oh ya, he's definitely an ethan

by john johnanthans November 22, 2011

Ethan

He is a tall male that is growing up quickly. He loves his girlfriend more than anyone would ever imagine. He loves his family very much. He is a funny nice guy who everyone like to be around. He can be serious when he wants to but he jokes around alot with friends and family. He is handsom and very tall.

Ethan is tall.

by Sophie Morico July 25, 2012

Esthar

The amazing city from Final Fantasy 8.

Esthar is fucking amazing.

by Timber Line September 18, 2004

ethaned

to be ethaned; when one awakes in a sexually arousing and pleasant state

I woke up ethaned this morning. I hope I get lucky.

by sheetsbeast March 7, 2009

Ethan

Sooooooo sexy! He makes you feel comfortable even if its an awkward situation between him and yourself... He has intense eyes... Cute hair... And an amazing personality... Your lucky if you have one.

sexy Ethan

by Schileur March 9, 2012