Retarded Ejaculation

During masturbation when about to blow your load a completely disgusting image pops into your head. Your load merely dribbles down the sides of your dick.

Josh- I was jacking off last night and all of a sudden i pictured Rosie O'Donnell's naked body.... i had a Retarded Ejaculation

by my pet tit August 28, 2011

Hormonal Ejaculation

Hormonal Ejaculation is another synonym for crying, although not very subtle sounding, it does fit appropriately as shedding out tears could also be defined as ejaculating your hormones.

A :Hey did you hear? , our boy got his ass dumped by his chick last night.

B : Ah Shit, For real ?

A : Yeah ! , and that was followed by a shit load of Hormonal Ejaculation from his side.

A & B : Lol'z, Poor Him! ...

by Eliminist August 7, 2010

Procrastinate Ejaculate

When your sperm is lazy and decides to reach an embryo at the last possible moment causing the child to be born unfinished or defective.

Friend 1: Oh, I didn't know your cousin had Down Syndrome.
Friend 2: Yeah, he was just another victim of procrastinate ejaculate.

by FuktheGaze November 1, 2017

powdered ejaculated

When your really dehydrated and you cum and looks like a puff of dry powdered milk.

Wtf was that!! Looked like i just powdered ejaculated like filling a ballon with flour and poping it.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

Ejeculatte

When you stick your dick in warm coffee and cum so it feels super gnarly.

Dre'faun: nigga why you smilin' so much?
Le'fondrone: cuz I pulled an ejeculatte today and my cock is all soft and warm!

by beaufindley September 20, 2010

Ejaculawesome

Something so awesome it causes one to ejaculate.

The season premiere of Doctor Who was so freakin' ejaculawesome I needed to change my pants like three times.

by JakAttak45 December 2, 2010

Evaculate

Verb. During intercourse, the man decides to pull out and ejaculates in the process.

"Hey man, did you nail her last night?" "Ya, but I evaculated all over her."

by Sexoholic October 13, 2012