ding dong ditch

To ring a random person's doorbell and run. Hence "ding dong" ditch.

I played ding dong ditch for hours, until I got caught.

by FemmeFatale July 2, 2005

wanna ding

The incredible desire to have random sex.

Below are examples of wanna ding.
Having sex in the pool.
Having sex on the drier.
Having sex in the car.
Having sex in a bathroom.
Having sex in a library.
Having sex on a motorcycle.
Having sex at the movies.
Having sex in the class.
Having sex on a pool table.
Having sex on the counter.
Having sex against a wall.

by erotic pepsi October 8, 2005

dingbox

A microwave.

What's pink and taps on the window?

a baby in a dingbox.

by jimwade January 24, 2010

Skang Ding

Another slang phrase used in friendly conversation to put across the meaning and use of Marijuana.

Commonly seen in conjuction with Yes Mate

Friend one: Fancy a quick skang Ding?

Friend two: Yes mate!

by Calmae May 18, 2006

Ding-Dong Sing Along

When two or more women perform oral sex on one man.

"Oh man the other night my girl was going down on me in the living room and her roommate walked in and was all turned on so i said "Go ahead, join in, its a regular Ding-Dong Sing Along!"

by RichardSlinger April 11, 2010

dingbat

A weird thing, person or situation, a person considered stupid or foolish.
A set of fonts showing pictures instad of letters.

You are a real dingbat.

I was talking to your best friend, he told me your were in on holiday, he is a real dingbat isn't he.

I tried to cash my wifes paycheck, I felt like a dingbat when they refused me because of my sex.

by John365 March 13, 2003

Ding Dong Jello Wack

To fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door.

We wanted to play ding dong ditch, but we wanted to do something more risky so we played a exciting game of Ding Dong Jello Wack.

by Dike Mink March 25, 2008