Dirt Rip

Commonly mistaken for Dirty Bowl, dirt rips are pure tobacco instead of a marijuana-tobacco combo bowl. It is referred to as dirt for it's resemblance in color to the dirt on the ground. Indulging in a dirt rip can submit ones body into a much different aura than that of marijuana. Dirt rips last only a few minutes max.

-"Why is Arthur on the floor?"
-"He took a dirt rip, fucked his day up."

by TyroneTheTiger October 15, 2010

Dirt Wizard

Hippie kids, studying and revealing the wonderful and the weird in the world - the magic.

You’ll never run out of things to discuss with a dirt wizard at a party

by andrewkahler February 2, 2018

Valdis Dirnēns

Valdis Dirnēns is the best teacher in the world. He likes animals. He says that frogs taste like chicken, but his favorite food is griķīši with baltā mērcīte. He likes little girls and boys. Teaching them is fun. His favorite subject in school is ģeogrāfiskais Valdis. And the best place on earth where you could be is next to Valdez. It is an honor to stand next to such handsome women with naidīga frizūra.

Student one: Valdis Dirnēns is such a nice teacher. He looks adorable.
Student two: Are you crazy. He is hot.
Valdis Dirnēns: Hey girlz😏😏😏

by Valdiz fan July 4, 2019

Christmas dirt

It is snow as defined by my four year old.

We have a late start for school tomorrow because of Christmas dirt.

by Elisabunny November 29, 2022

A bag of dirt

A bag of dirt is commonly known as a bag filled with dirt. Sometimes it has worms in it.

Me: I have a bag of dirt.
You: This is why she left

by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

Dirt Eskimo

The colloquial for hobos
(Eskimos are covered in cloth and appear to be like a uniform color of snow; Hobos are covered in cloth and appear to be a uniform color of dirt)

Sure; see that hobo-looking person on the street? He's a dirt eskimo.

by YashaRO January 16, 2011

dirt star

the ever popular anus

tongue-punching the dirt star, ie tossing salad

by Sparky Fister July 14, 2003