dicktopus

A octopus with multiple, multiple, multiple dicks that are intertwined and long

"Man I went all out with her last night"

"Did you do the dicktopus like o told you to do?"

"Hell ya!!"

by Shoniquashaquila December 6, 2016

Dicktonite

A dick so good, that it brings you to your knees with it's glory and power.

Hey Sharon, he used that Dicktonite on me last night. Had me week and powerless.

by Jawsh00 January 13, 2017

Dicktermined

Despite many sexual climaxes in the past 24 hours you and your little buddy are determined to finish the job once more.

30 minutes later my girlfriend wanted to have sex again and I was dicktermined to satisfy her.

by That1guyoverthr April 23, 2017

Dicktracted

Being distracted by a male. A term typically used by a female.

"Hey girl, haven't seen you in awhile,
How have you been?!"

"Yea, sorry. David has me dicktracted."

by Margadorn June 30, 2017

dickportunity

A dick opportunity, or an opportunity to get dick.

Lindsey: Girl I have like two guys I can fuck.
Britney: Sounds do me you have dickportunity or two

by Dr. Ass October 28, 2017

dickoritous

Suffering from a case of always being a dick

I have a case of dickoritous!

by Something special May 23, 2018

dicktox

also known as dick-tox, or dick detox, a dicktox is exactly what it sounds like: a detox from the dick. whether it's just getting some space from the men in your life or just hoppin' off the dick so that you can think clearly, a dicktox is necessary for any person who comes in contact with schlongs, or people with them.

lisa: so how are things with steven?
julia: pretty bomb actually, but i think i need a dicktox, all this hot bangin' is scrambling my a thoughts a lil'. i think i need a break so that i can think clearly.

by ericacaaa June 13, 2018