deuce air

When your trying to drop a deuce, but all that comes out is air.

Use in place of "i farted"

Whats that smell?

I dropped some deuce air!

by Lady deuce dropper August 7, 2017

deductlit

When a women produces 12 children at once.

Guy #1: hey dude how’s ya girl?
Guy #2: she’s ok I mean she just plopped our deductlits!!
Guy#1: ooh cool bro

by •••... April 7, 2019

Deuce Spade

An ex-delinquent who has a short temper but is trying his best to change into a better person.

"When I told Deuce Spade that chickens don't come from store-bought eggs, his whole world came tumbling down."

by The Cupioromanticist December 8, 2022

Baked Deuce

To get high while taking a shit.

Matt is notorious for leaving a stench in the bathroom when he takes a baked deuce.

by Randy Felcher June 19, 2011

Beer Deuce

(be-er duse)When eating any pizza topped with sausage and drinking a mug of frosty beer and the sausage falls into the beer portrying a turd nugget in a toilet bowl.

Anthony:"Pass me a slice of that sausage pizza fool."

Mark:"ok.... Oops i dropped a Beer Deuce."

by kushkiller909 June 19, 2011

Doggie Deuce

A waste product from a dog's digestive tract expelled through the anus or cloaca during a process called defecation.

Guy 1: I really hate the old lady up the street so I let Rover drop a doggie deuce in her front yard, daily.
Guy 2: That's just wrong.

by ToBlacktoStrong August 31, 2012

Black Dynamite Deduction

Where one deduces a solution to a problem or mystery by taking one clue and bringing it to another in a long chain of paranoid connections until it leads to the conclusion. Named after the famous ''Anaconda Malt Liquor Conclusion Scene'' in Black Dynamite, where the titular character somehow realizes that Anaconda Malt liquor was the government's secret weapon after Bullhorn said "melt in your mouth", making several arbitrary connections until it led to the answer.

*Gasp* "Human being"? That word kind of sounds like "bean." Beans are legumes, "legumes" has the word "leg" in it. Ian's mom has really nice legs, and Ian's mom is so old she's practically dead, which can only mean one thing! Oh my Bieber! YOU'RE BECOMING A ZOMBIE!
--Anthony Padilla from Smosh using Black Dynamite Deduction to deduce that Ian Hecox is becoming a zombie

by The Logical Fallacy July 16, 2016