dick dacking

Spending time doing nothing import. AKA lollygagging

Stop dick dacking around and lets go get a beer.

by lowbatt August 27, 2016

monkey dicking

When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.

Michael lea, "jeez Ian and Mick have been victim to some monkey dicking in the past".

by Monkey Dicking January 22, 2017

cotton dicking

Wrapping a cloth around the penis for a none traditional hand job.

Sue wrapped the corner of the sheets around Greg's penis for some harmless cotton dicking.

by MoonMarshall August 2, 2017

Big Dickin'

The act of working on the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods.

I won't be able to eat Thanksgiving dinner with my family, I will be Big Dickin'.

by Big D's DICKtionary January 9, 2020

Dijon docking

When you dip your dick into a jar of dijon mustard.

Did you see jared's snapchat of him dijon docking?

by Bigrik420 November 11, 2020

Wenis Docking

The act of stretching ones wenis out to ceremoniously connect to and envelope another persons wenis. The act simulates two entities in space "docking" to produce an airtight seal.

Person 1: The other day I was included in some wenis docking, felt like I was in space as a friend of mine stretched their wenis out to go over mine, we had a moment of clarity as it was breathtakingly spectacular!

by TheMrSka May 23, 2021

a nice dicking

being penetrated pleasurably by a skilled gentleman

Friend: I'm so frustrated in my daily life!
Me: Well maybe all you really need is a nice dicking!

by mr. woodcock July 4, 2012