decepticock

when a man stuffs a sock in his pants or wears a cup to impress women with his penis size he has a decepticock. Usually linked to a man with a tiny penis.

Girl 1: "So I went out with Jason last night and then we went back to his place....

Girl 2: OMG! how was he?

Girl 1: Totally a decepticock.

by poopy mcwriggles March 13, 2011

Decent Person

A 'decent person' is someone who believes that all humans should be treated equally.

For example:
A Decent Person would treat a criminal the same regardless whether the criminal is white/black/female/male/gay/straight (etc...), and preferably not shoot them.
A Decent Person would treat a person the same and accommodate for someone regardless of what their religion is (or lack there of religion).

by Pimp McLovin' July 11, 2016

DeceptiCunt

1. A man or transvestite masquerading, or running around disguised as a woman.

2. A cross dresser

I brought a girl home to have sex with her, but then I saw her penis and realized she was a deceptiCunt

by the great white ghost July 19, 2011

way decent

a term used to describe an excellent weed smoking experience

micheal say's "wow that billy was way decent"

by COYWS May 6, 2009

weapons of mass deception

An item created to fool people into believing something.

The dossier on Iraq was a weapon of mass deception.

by George W. Bush July 9, 2003

Search and Deceive

The act of pretending to help a friend locate an object they are looking for. An individual may move objects back in forth or open drawers randomly, in an effort to pretend that they actually care.

Jules: Yo! I lost my gameboy... come help me look for it!
Vincent: Dude, I'm watching the Manchurian Candidate right now... look for it yourself..
Jules: Seriously dude, come help me!
Vincent: (pretends to look for it by moving a bunch a books around on a table)
Jules: Dude, you're not even looking for it... you're just doing a Search and Deceive.

by Cerealbox November 7, 2009

Myspace Deceiving Default

A trick people use on Myspace where thier default makes them look totally hot and when you lurk the rest of their pictures, turns out they're ugly as fuck.

Jessica: "Wow, look at this guy's default! He looks so fine!"
*checks out the rest of his pictures*
Ashley: "Oh wait...never mind...he just got lucky with that default. He's actually fugly as hell!"
Jessica: "Can't believe we fell for the old myspace deceiving default trick AGAIN!"

by Alina! March 14, 2009