Chronosphilia

The wishful act of travelling back in time to have sexual intercourse with someone who once existed in the past.

"Man, I would've loved to fuck Marilyn Monroe in her prime."
"You've got a serious case of chronosphilia if you'd rather bang someone from the past."

by Qajor November 25, 2023

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Conoski

Someone who loves dicking down men, "Conoski".
Derived from ancient roman, there is evidence to suggest that a man named Conoski, was capable of butt fucking all men in the roman empire.

Damn bro, he might just be Conoski! Look at him trying to rear end all of those men!!!

by ConoskisBoyfriend November 13, 2024

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Chronos Crashout

to react impulsively or lose control due to strong emotions, often "losing it" or "snapping" in a situation where you become extremely upset or overwhelmed, potentially leading to reckless behavior.

He was on the verge of a Chronos Crashout after missing all his shots.

by GrandFr0sty February 15, 2025

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Conoszce, conoUszce, conoszcE

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

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crocostrodgification

To become a crocodile

hey i'm watching this show about a crocodile

Crocostrodgification

by Pseudonysmpseudonysm September 8, 2025

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(noun)
1. A person who owes their success not to talent or hard work, but to their cronies — friends in high places who pull strings, open doors, or hand them opportunities they didn’t earn.

2. The buddy-network version of a nepo baby (who rides on family connections).

“She’s not a nepo baby, she’s a total crono baby — her best friend runs the label.”

“Bro only got that job because he’s a crono baby in the mayor’s inner circle.”

by KayVee September 19, 2025

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