out-of-contexting

V: The act of sending type, via a cell phone.

I wish she'd just call, for I can never understand what she means while out-of-contexting.

by Greyegg July 12, 2010

stone cold cote

The guy who will always love his ßæ

Have you ever had a guy like stone cold cote

by Breh boy February 16, 2017

Codexed

Codexed is an unintended owning of someone/something

while running up a set of stairs you trip someone down them you totally just codexed that guy

by japsa February 11, 2009

Contextually hot

The view of a man/woman appearing significantly hotter due to their occupation or lifestyle, such as MILF's and teachers

Gaz: Dude, the things I'd do to Miss Smith
Bernard: ah take a good look man, she's only contextually hot cos she's a teacher

by usain.lightning July 16, 2011

catextrophe

A catastrophe of a texting conversation.

man I got caught up in a real catextrophe tonight...

by TuxMan2012 April 1, 2017

Cote

The fundamental unit of measure in the Cotex system. Typically used for wingspans and wide set vaginas. One cote is equal to approximately 8 feet.

Wow look at that guys wingspan! Its about a cote!

by Erectbutthole January 19, 2018

Contextiots

Those who cannot understand context no matter how much they try. They take words and phrases at their bare bones meaning without taking into account the greater meaning hidden inside what has been said. Their understanding and assessment of conversation is very weak and jump to conclusions without trying to examine possible circumstances. These people usually cannot take a joke.

Those interns Jannis hired are complete and utter contextiots.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019