Coronavirus Test

When you fuck her through either nostril.

Bro, I think I touched her brain. That was definetely a Coronavirus Test.

by Upppeer August 22, 2020

coronavirus

A disease that makes all the karens steal the toilet paper and disinfectant and people in school have to take online school bullshit

a: im sad bc the coronavirus is here
b: me too bc now i cant wipe my hooha

by mynameisfaithf May 7, 2020

Coronavirus

Nowadays you have two kinds of people in the way they think about the coronavirus, you have the ones that defend any mandate, rule or law the government suggests for them, and you have the people that defend the way they've always lived, no matter how exciting the new way they are being told to live might have seemed at first. The latter group hasn't been doing much fighting to get their voices heard though, just about all of what people are seeing and hearing on TV is dominated by the first group.

Just about anything people have heard about the coronavirus in the past year and a half seems designed to make them panic and surrendee control of their lives to an outside entity that they for some reason began to trust more than themselves to take care of them, even if taking care of themselves was never a major issue before 2020.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Coronavirus

The virus that will make Donald Trump america's president another 4 year.

Donald: All spanish people will die from the virus that come from beer.
Spanish people: Vote for Donald and buy 708677 pounds of toilet paper.
China: We never had so much money from a coronavirus.

by oussamabinladen33 April 7, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus that will someday turn us all into tp hoarders.

Person: Oh, there is Coronavirus, I better go buy all the damn toilet paper.

by smertyponts April 10, 2020

Coronavirus poser

A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.

The coronavirus poser is trying to get people scared to leave their homes, it's the worst joke.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

Kissing The Coronavirus

1. A book written by M.J. Edwards in April 2020

2. Someone licking a public surface and getting sick about 2 weeks later

1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Hey, I heard that Person 1 was Kissing The Coronavirus a few days ago

by PasteurizedJuice November 27, 2020