Mix of simping and competing. A thing that guys do to try and 'assert dominance' over a girl, letting other guys know that "she's mine". It is when someone manages to do something or get her to say something that they count as a W for them, and they use it to brag.
"guys, Jessica sat on me. She's weird" says Jarek to his friends.
"Yeah and she tried to assault me," Says Noa.
"stfu stop comping literally no one cares," replies Aidan
"Yeah and she tried to assault me," Says Noa.
"stfu stop comping literally no one cares," replies Aidan
by peahcboi69 December 18, 2022
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by anne.nonumis July 10, 2023
Get the compungise mug.(Verb) a douchier form of "flexing". More easily accomplished by tools, d-bags or while wearing a wife beater. Occasionally associated with car-culture. Sometimes accompanied by retardation and Rod-in-ass syndrome.
ex) "The composting guy at the car-show embodied a near coma-brain tumor level of intelligence talking about his cars V-TEC "very tall engine cooling system". Fucking composting oh yeah, it's not about how you composting by your car, I'm a post, compost my own dick in ass.
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Youre just comparing shades of shit.
They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Youre just comparing shades of shit.
They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.
You're just comparing shades of shit.
Yeah but what about your bother John.
You're just comparing shades of shit.
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Get the Comparing Shades of shit mug.(Noun) A term related to a computer or computer-like device (including mobile and console devices).
(Adjective) Pertaining to or resembling a computer or computer-like device (including mobile and console devices).
(Adjective) Pertaining to or resembling a computer or computer-like device (including mobile and console devices).
Noun: He has a lot of experience with computic devices!
Adjective: Woah! That wallpaper makes your room look so computic.
Adjective: Woah! That wallpaper makes your room look so computic.
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