compacticulars

kom-pak-tik-u-lars- The retraction and tightening of the male scrotum preceding any highly anticipated event and/or encounter. It may feel as though your two average sized testicles have fused into one medium-sized unicle.

Jeez, I have a HUGE Tae-kwon-do tournament in like 15-minutes. This next match determines whether or not I get my brown stripe and man-o-man-o-MAN I have a mean case of compacticulars.

Come here! Touch this! Isn't that tight? It's like a new squash ball fresh out of the sleeve. Shit I'm nervous, thems a bad case of the compacticulars

by Gary T. Schweeps and Jimmie J. October 16, 2006

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comp'd

To have something provided free of charge. It originates from complementary benefits.

When the bartender gave us the wrong drinks, he replaced them with the right ones and comp'd us a second round.

by Arch_wiki September 6, 2010

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dip your pen in the company ink

I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.

He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

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company

a girl that will come over to "spend time" with ya

company came over for the bed warming party

by strangler May 29, 2003

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CHOMPSKI HONK

an ingenious combination of the soul-slashing terms "dweeb", "chimp", "honky" and i think something else. commonly used to describe someone that everyone is jealous of but converts their jealousy into rabid hate.

me: hey there Mable (fictional person)
Mable: hi, how are you. thats a nice hoodie youve got on there...CHOMPSKI HONK!!!!!

by LIKEHOLYSHATITSJORDYNKRAMER March 21, 2008

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