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two-point conversion

the two-point conversion occurs when a man is having unprotected anal sex with another man. upon reaching orgasm and ejaculating in his partner's anus, he screams "TOUCHDOWN!", and punches his partner in the testicles.
"I can't believe Derek went for the two-point conversion last night; my nuts are still sore!"
by eric williams August 12, 2006
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compassion

Something all penis endowed persons lack.
Where the hell is your compassion ****?
by Candi May 27, 2003
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Compression

A more obscure spell that compresses the target into (typically) a small stone.
The Foliot was crushed into a stone as I launched a Compression at it.
by Kwing October 29, 2009
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Compersive

Compersion is the knowing that life and love is better when our partners feel more love in their lives. It's the joy and love YOUR feel when your partners are happy with their other partners, when you see different aspects of them, when their love makes your own relationships deeper.

NOT necessarily about arousal or cuckolding! o_O Compersion can involve arousal, it can be hot to hear about sexy times your partners have had with other people, but it ain't the main use for that word.
She felt a heart-melty compersive reaction to seeing her sweeties snuggle with other people cuz damn ain't that cute to see.
by manky titties August 5, 2018
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exaggerated comparison

the act of useing an obsine amount of something as an act of comparison
(dude working at a construction site) Dude why did you cut the board 2 inches short. (supervisor walks up) More like like 50 yards short. (other guy) Now thats an exaggerated comparison.
by Mr. Get It Done July 18, 2009
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two point conversion

As you are urinating into a toilet while standing, you decide that you also have to defecate. You then switch to sitting position to void your bowels.

On a side note: It is considered good form to "cut off" your urine stream before switching to the sitting position unless you can execute a toilet straddling position. It is also not recommended to attempt a two-point conversion if your starting position is at a urinal, unless you have a stall waiting.
I usually don't poo at bars, but those chili cheese fries made me go for a two point conversion.
by dephex March 5, 2010
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conperson

The senators and conpersons inserted pork in the bill like a New York Deli on a Saturday.
by Patti B February 12, 2009
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