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Smiling Commando

When a chick brings it upon herself to wear a very short skirt and no under in public. Often sitting down and flashing her vertical smile to everyone who just happen to glance and smile back.
Guy 1: Dude look at that over there. That bitch over there is totally giving me a smiling commando.

Guy 2: She should've put on some damn underwear. Whore.

Guy 1: Thank God she didn't :D
by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011
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Mobile commando

Going mobile (possibly with several mobile devices) but not bringing a recharger.
Sorry to take so long to respond--I went mobile commando on vacation last week.
by CletusVD June 3, 2013
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Beer Commando

To drink beer with no underwear on or completely naked.
My wife was out of town so I decided to become a beer commando. Goodbye Pants. Hello beer!
by Chaca February 15, 2013
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Face Commando

Hey, are you wearing any makeup?

No, I'm going face commando today
by k-dub23 November 23, 2010
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Commando Thursday

The act of not wearing undergarments every Thursday!
She is wearing a skirt on Commando Thursday? Good for her.
by ProfessorLobot August 31, 2018
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Super Commando

Commando plus. The condition of no underpants and being completely shaved.
"Dude I saw some bouncing in your jeans. Are you going commando?" "Even better, Super Commando! The chicks love it."
by free baller April 3, 2010
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Reverse Commando

The act of only wearing underpants and nothing else
I saw Katie today and she looked really hot going reverse commando!
by FartMendes69 January 3, 2022
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