ephrata cloister

Someone that is a hot fucking mess. Also something that you thought would be delicious and it just gave you extreme gas

That Doris woman is a real Ephrata Cloister. That Thai food hit me like an Ephrata Cloister

by Biatch Please September 11, 2016

vennessa cloninger

funny ass girl and she's the plug don't let her fool you. plus she's pretty asf!!!! and her nickname is finnessa cloneanigga.

vennessa cloninger is the biggest plug you will meet

by yo its the pothead November 15, 2017

clorinda

is the name of a girl with long hair and she laughs a lot. and her last name is maci-mall...she likes to 'lance' paper and hack it..
SHE IS COOOOLLL

"clorinda are you lancing paper again?"

by ppppp May 9, 2004

clories

Great godess of war, pending doom and destruction

Clories struck her pending doom on her subjects, forcing them to bow deeply to her

by orchidszengarden May 18, 2006

Cloin

The shortened version of loincloth, which is a cloth to cover the loin. After much research, millions have found that it is more fun to refer to it as a cloin.

You can totally see the outline of his moose knuckle through his cloin.

Don't you wanna see what he's packing beneath that cloin?

I hear they impose a strict dress code, absolutely no cloins!

by Miss Dish March 17, 2017

Clopin

A sexually transmitted disease that causes vaginal, penal and anal discharge, genital sores, explosive diarrhea, bad breath, bleeding ulcers, peanut nipples, poor decision making, drowsiness, irritable bowel syndrome, toe nail fungus and an overabundance of shmegma.

Damn, my Clopin is acting up again.

Stay away from that nasty bitch! She has Clopin!

by SaintNoodle August 10, 2017

oyster cloister

A pimple found on the folds of the vagina just below the clitoris.

Sex is gonna hurt until I pop this oyster cloister.

by Phil Loves Trish December 2, 2010