clot knot

The instance when a females period blood clumps and drys in her pubic hair. "Its painful and gross."

"Fucking tracy, shes such a clot knot!" "I was late to work because i had to shower out my clot knots "

by pattytheinvisible September 30, 2014

clot

Someone that is being counter-productive by doing nothing.

We've got a presentation due tomorrow and you haven't even done anything, you clot.

by CHIPDIX July 7, 2018

Slick Clot

When an omega in the a/o/b universe has an over production of slick and it cannot be expelled normally so it clots and has to be pushed out forcibly

“The doctor said a side effect of the suppressants were slick clots”

by Info booth October 12, 2021

Sock Clot

a thick mass of coagulated seminal fluid embedded into the fibers of a sock, typically cotton athletic tube socks.

Judy refused to do her son Peter's laundry after finding a hardened sock clot embedded into one o his athletic socks

by MoistCake July 14, 2017

flavor clot

When everything you drink that normally tastes good ends up tasting weird.

Great, I guess I have a flavor clot now because this soda tastes like seltzer water!

by GrainTrain February 9, 2018

Sassy Blood Clot Sizta's

Two dumbAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH gays who shared 1 singular cell of the brain.

Sassy Blood Clot Sizta's rule the world.

by Jadaxxxxxxxxxx May 9, 2022

Clot waffle

Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.

“Shut up, you absolute clot waffle.”
“Only a clot waffle could say something that dumb.”

by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025