Chuping

That wonderful moment or interlude that mixes the two singular pleasures of simultaneously taking a dump and chewing tobacco (or a chaw)

At the hotel the entire pitching staff had the men's room stalls fully occupied with their drawers on the floor and a white styrofoam cup between their feet on the floor chewing, spit-in', pooping or chuping

by Jules Altus September 29, 2011

Humplings

Getting many small humps by people under 18.

Dude, those middle schoolers gave me a generous amont of humplings yesterday.

by Toilette Spray September 2, 2011

Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016

Chumming

Black men in the act of attempting to seduce, persuade, or "holla" at white women, in hopes of having filthy, interracial sex.

Yo Andrew! Look at those two nigs trying to pick up those white girls! Those brothers are chumming! If any of those girls take the bait, surely they are mudsharks...

by BMyaz November 16, 2009

chumming

to surf while one is menstruating, to sportt fish without a license

can be pronounced "chummin"

" Ohhh the waves were awesome, but I was 'chumming', I went out anyway."

by margeriejones October 25, 2011

Chomping at the bit

A physical feeling, usually experienced by involuntary celibates, where one is so horny that they are unable to focus on anything other than their unsatisfied sexual urges, and experience uncomfortable tension so intense that they actually grind their teeth

I haven't been laid for three weeks and I'm chomping at the bit.

by Rorkus Funkster October 29, 2014

Clumping

The act of dehydrating ones self before masturbation/intercourse, in order for your sperm to look like cottage cheese

Dude 1: Tom's mom told me the other day she was lactose intolerant but she loves cottage cheese.

Dude 2: So?

Dude 1: So I decided to give her a good clumping.

Dude 2: Gross!

by CommoDick September 12, 2011