chode

a short, thick penis, usually wider than it is long. looks a bit like a thumb or a rock and you don't want one. it is also used as an insult.

"ugh, stop being such a chode!"

by a hairball August 9, 2023

Chode

Marcus’s penis is smaller then a chode

Have you seen Marcus he has a tiny chode

Marcus’s brother

by Marcus’s brother April 8, 2019

Chode

A person with an extremely short and thick penis.

Bobby P definitely has a chode.

by Larry swindle October 29, 2017

chode

an annoying asshole

God, Nathan Miller is such a chode.

by changle December 29, 2016

Chode

A Hasstin, Josh, or Caleb

Person 1: what’s a chode
Person 2: a Hasstin, josh, or Caleb

by Chickenfingers02 October 27, 2019

Chodely

1) A way to insult a guy in saying that he is so lame and fat, almost looking like a person size chode in male form. He also has to be cocky and horny but get no girls.

2) Can also be used as fat and ugly

1) He is so chodely, I have a hot snack everytime I see him because he is so ugly and fat! PLEASE DON'T DATE HIM!

2) Ew that sausage is so chodely looking!

by Hotmess27 September 13, 2009

Chode

Male genitalia particularly of wide diameter and shortness in length that inhibits most sexual activities. Males who possess a chode may be subject to embarrassment from other people. The term chode is often used in common good-natured banter.

"Joe Rogan has a small chode."

by Hollering Holocaust December 28, 2019