Cockeroy

Someone with a huge penis

Holy shit thats a cockeroy!

by John12345657 November 16, 2010

mother cocker

A term to use in place of the phrase "mother fucker," when:

1) Saying "mother fucker" gets old
2) When the situation requires a PG rated euphemism for mother fucker
3) When you accidentally hit your head on a blunt object (cabinet, etc)
4) for fun

Hits head on open kitchen cabinet... "MOTHER COCKER!!!!"

by mothercocker November 3, 2010

double decker pecker checker

Someone who likes to check out huge floppy cocks on guys the size of a double decker bus.

Your mother is a double decker pecker checker.

by Trapped Inside This Octavarium August 13, 2009

Chode choker

A man or woman so eager and desperate to suck a dick that they would stoop so low as to engage in sucking a chode. Usually a derogatory term used for males.

Man, that guy is a chode choker!

by Austin March 19, 2005

chris crocker

Youtube user whose instant internet celebrity status is mystifying. He posted a tearful video defending Britney Spears which was amusing for the first few views, but after the novelty wore off any sane person would get tired of "Chris Crocker this Chris Crocker that" and wish everyone would just shut the holy hell up.

Guy 1; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "Why?"
Guy 1; "Well he wears mascara and cries and he's obviously a drag queen!"
Guy 2; "Ha ha!"

*A week later*

Guy 3; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "I'M F*CKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS SH*T"

by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007

choker

Someone who blows a seemingly insurmountable lead in any competitive endevour. A person or team that suffers a nervous collapse caused by pressure of winning.

Golfer Greg Norman; '04 New York Yankees

by mark marshall December 5, 2004

pie chucker

Useless bowler in cricket.

Pietersen should remember that he was out five times to Yuvraj Singh before calling him a pie chucker.

by JWC2 January 27, 2009