bumfuckery

someones ineptitude or general incompetence when working on a simple task

because of your bumfuckery, I have to work 8 hours OT and clean up your fuck ups

by maninblackmn February 8, 2010

bumfucknowhere

another name for Bullengarook. A place in Australia

I had to go all the way out to Bumfucknowhere to visit the fire station.

by Shelly_4 September 28, 2005

bumfust

an anus that is riddled with fust,or a brown mossy type of fungus that is caused by lack of bum-hygene or clagnut infestations,mainly found surounding the clagnut riddled sphincters of fat girls,you can usually identify bumfust by the brown and black fluffy lumps of dryed shat and arse-hair,and also the ripe smell of arse vinegar and sour shit

i was just about to 69 the bitch when i got an eye full of bumfust!
her bumfust was of such a vast quantity that i puked on her beef curtains

by liam mccormack January 8, 2008

Bumflakes

IN A PUBLIC TOILET ON THE TOILET SEAT THE IS FLUFF AND DRIED SKIN AND ITS SO CRUSTY

DID YOU SEE THE CRUSTY BUMFLAKES IN THAT TOILET?

by TAKEGAMMONTOFISH June 21, 2019

bumface

One who bears the shape of a bum on their chin. Also a derogitary term to describe a person you don't like

Shit off bumface. You're such a wee fannybaws

by Dave Alfonze October 13, 2003

Bumfucker

A homosexual

Oi! Bumfucker!

by David Taylor November 24, 2003

Bumfluff

Ass-lint, butthair.. The stuff that shite clings to and forms into dangling shite-berries.

Damn, bjootch! You got shite-berries in your bumfluff!!

by Fluffmeister-G October 26, 2003